Bozo’s On the Bus
I’m charmed with a cool chick on Twitter @DateWrecks who writes a blog called Date Wrecks. Her true to form expressions are so like mine: “This can’t be GOOD for the children.”
From an online dating profile: His caption read “I carry a big gun, if you know what I mean.” Nudge. Nudge. Wink. Wink. Yes, we know what you mean. But couldn’t you have found a better picture to go along with your overcompensation? What are the gloves for? What kind of dumb bitch is going to meet this guy off Yahoo Personals when he’s, not only talking about his cock size, but posting pictures of weapons… And gloves… ??? Maybe I should email him and link him to Craigslist … It seems like that might be more his style.
Date Wrecks stories are frightfully real … I’m glad I’m not the only one who has legitimate stories. Go read her stuff … it’s third-world natured, filled with HUMOR!!!
That is freakin’ priceless, and yes, has Craigslist written all over it. Hey, maybe he’d like to go out for drinks with the choker-guy …. so many bad jokes to be made, so little time.
“date wrecks” is hilarious! my husband has this expression “there’s an ass for every seat”, but i don’t know about that….
and what an effing idiot, the guy with a big gun!
Thanks, man! You know, there are so many, I often forget about them. You had to dig DEEP for this one, didn’t you?
Oh yeah, I scoured your site Jami. Made a few of my own experiences feel more normal … whatever that means!
An ass for every seat. HA!
Ugh. MEN! And I bet he’s wondering why no one’s responding to his ad…